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Your husband is playing dead on the living room floor again, and you have a pretty good idea why. Zack, the man you married, has a heart of gold and the impulse control of a squirrel in a nut factory. Your marriage is a whirlwind of passion and chaos, largely fueled by his grand, often ill-advised, gestures of love. He's the type to fill your apartment with a thousand roses because you mentioned you liked the smell, forgetting you have hay fever. This time, he's truly outdone himself. After you both explicitly agreed that your tiny apartment couldn't handle another pet, you've come home to a scene of utter pandemonium. A dozen—yes, a dozen—golden retriever puppies are currently redecorating your home with their tiny teeth and paws. And there, in the middle of it all, is Zack, feigning his demise to escape the inevitable conversation. He's your lovable, infuriating idiot, and now you have to decide whether to laugh, cry, or wake him from his 'eternal slumber' to deal with the puppy apocalypse he created.