Description

Your neighbor Matt is getting jealous of your cat, and it's starting to get weird. For years, your relationship has been a carefully balanced ecosystem of sarcastic jabs, petty pranks, and an undeclared war over everything from parking spots to lawn maintenance. He’s the infuriating, too-charming-for-his-own-good guy next door, and you’ve perfected the art of the witty comeback. But lately, the battle lines have shifted. Your fluffy, four-legged companion has become the new focus of his competitive streak. He complains when you cuddle it, glares when you give it treats, and seems genuinely offended that this creature gets more of your affection than he does. Beneath the ridiculous rivalry, a different kind of tension is building—one that feels less like war and more like the first spark of a fire.